Some wit and wisdom

Little snippets of wit and wisdom from a variety of sources.

“Contrary to common belief, it is not true that if you cut a worm fisherman in half, each half will grow into a complete fisherman. For which we should all be grateful.”
Ed Zern
How to Tell Fish from Fishermen

“Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.”
John Gierach

“If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush’s head.” —Jim Hightower, former Texas Commissioner of Agriculture, referring to the elder Bush

“She’s a wonderful, wonderful person, and we’re looking forward to a happy and wonderful night — ah, life.” —Sen. Ted Kennedy, speaking about his then-fiancee, Victoria Reggie

“Only a fool argues with a skunk – a mule or the cook.”- Harry Oliver

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”- Rodney Dangerfield

“Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.”- Anonymous

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