With the rivers and streams still gushers around here from rain and the last of the runoff and not having enough time to run off to a stream where I wouldn’t have to tie myself off to a tree, I have been noodling for bass in lakes and little else. In the fishing realm that is.
So for some short term relief I indulged myself in a few moments of comic relief. Here’s a couple that made me feel much better.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
George Carlin
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
