I’ve been seeing a lot of tasty looking “barbie” ideas bandied about lately so I thought I would offer something a little different. In South America in the Inca highlands the Guinea Pig or Cuy is a traditional entree that is served with potatoes or rice and a spicy sauce.
While Queen Elizabeth I was one of the first Europeans to have a pet Cuy- Guinea Pig, I would probably not recommend slaughtering your pellet fed house pet unless you have fattened him for a few weeks on say, garden trimmings or staked him out in the yard someplace where he can “purify” himself on good wholesome fresh veggies.
Going down to Petco and buying a dozen to immediately consume is not an option considering that they probably have as much domestic “feed” in them as a Kentucky Fried Chicken. You will want to plan ahead and “feed them out” for awhile before consuming them.
The ideal solution would be an extended South American Trout Fishing expedition where you could cozy up with the “homies” and get your Cuy done up homestyle, and maybe even get out and actually catch your own. Chances are though that the locals have a little hut or pen full of these little buggers just waiting for the roasting stick.

Anyway, getting down to business. This is a recipe I found that looks pretty tasty and short of having any fresh Cuy running around I could probably find a few Columbian Ground Squirrels, or Prairie Dogs to stand in.
Another recipe calls for:
Guinea Pig never looked so good!

And now, about that South American Trout fishing expedition…

