The PETAphilians have landed in Whitefish with their “Sea Kittens” campaign; continuing there asinine crusade to mess with the minds of our kids. An article in Kalipells Daily Interlake reveals that PETA faxed a letter to Whitefish High School Principal Kent Paulson on Wednesday, asking him to change the school’s name to Sea Kitten High School. Ditto that for Spearfish, North Dakota.
Not surprisingly the response was less than enthusiastic- thank god. I was preparing to gorge myself on freshly caught Pike and walk into principles Paulson’s office and puke those “Sea Kittens” up all over his desk if he did otherwise. The PETAphilians respond.
Jon, a local who commented on the recent “land puppies” campaign, our response to the “Sea Kittens” campaign from the outer limits, sent along an article on PETA.
In the article Ingrid Newkirk testifies that she had herself sterilized, the rationale; “I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it’s nothing but vanity, human vanity.” She obviously didn’t get that piece of wisdom from her parents? This begs the question, what is a “purebred human baby”, or (I’m not sure I want to know) what is not?
So, let me get this straight. These little acts of “human vanity”, who apparently come in on good ol’ Ingrid’s popularity chart beneath a Carp are being asked to save a “Sea Kitten”? Kids, that’s like having to turn over your lunch money to get a good seat on the school bus. Take my word for it, take your money and run; this is the same kind of scam that just took your parents and grandparents retirement fund.
Taking these activities and philosophies into consideration, these can only be PETAphilians, the rogue extraterrestrial civilization from somewhere between the planet Vulcan and the Beta Quadrant, themselves a cross between Vulcans and Romulans. By all appearances they must have done to many “warp factor” 9′s and instead of beaming down on the planet to relieve human civilization of its societal baggage they are only complicating it with silly assed notions like “Sea Kittens”.
This is not “War of the Worlds” folks, it’s a PETAphilian attack on the minds of innocent children, children who need to be given a fishing pole and sent outdoors to interact with the real world instead of being stuck to their joysticks with their little eyeballs glued to their TV screens and being spoon fed fantasies from “The Little Mermaid”.
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